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February 23, 2006

Need Your Caption

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My buddy, Brad Fitzpatrick, drew this cartoon in response to the “abhorrent” article that I wrote called “How to Suck Up to a Blogger.”

We're missing a caption. I KNOW you guys can come up with some great stuff. Please submit your idea as a comment!

Oh yeah, click here to see the outtakes (ala Jackie Chan movies).

http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/

Brad took a very,very good shot at me. Is this fun or what? I think it's flattering to know that you're worth skewering!

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Comments

I’d be interested in an updated GoogleAnalytics chart (may be two with about six weeks coverage), just to see if the effect did wear off after a while and also, did others link to your new name with the same link-text (allinurl:…). I hope you will publish a follow up.

I’d be interested in an updated GoogleAnalytics chart (may be two with about six weeks coverage), just to see if the effect did wear off after a while and also, did others link to your new name with the same link-text (allinurl:…). I hope you will publish a follow up.

"Evangelist? No, I'm just Evil's Agent!"

"Who let Bill jump the queue again?!"

Your worthless little Trackbacks mean NOTHING to us.

From the "Serenity now!" episode of Seinfeld:

"Letting my emotions out was the best thing I've ever done. Sure, I'm not funny anymore, but there's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations"

-bruce

Holy shit! Hugh shut up long enough to kneel. Thank god for Stormhoek.

Hugh, normally we don't turn down free alcohol, but "Stormhoek" sounds more like Elric's sword than something I would want to drink. . .

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I mean really 11000100010111

WHAT!?! You're offering me the same swag you offer to the pleobian C-List bloggers?

Hmmm, good job.

"I said links, not drinks!"

I kwask thee in the name of the ... the rest you have to pay for.

Only a wise man would offer me such a fine selection of wine that they will be distributing to such a defined target audience; with my very own blog address on the label.

But, my friends drink beer.

Caption:
"Oh, noble sire, just a small gift, a mere token of my gratitude. Before your blog I suffered in ignorance and boredom."

"Sorry, I just turned off comments. Talk to a C-lister, maybe they'll tell me about it."

"Again, I told you this is Ebay. You can sell whatever you want. Yes...even liquid rat poison in coke bottles!"

Sigh, the pressure of managing our funds is SO onerous. Yawn! Now if a good idea would just fall in our laps...

Caption:

"(Pssst. My dear, remind me to cut back on this Kawasaki-brand wine...) ... Okay, people! PEOPLE! I saaaaaaid, 'Bring me some HAG and someone to FLOG!!'"

All gifts are henceforth to be submitted via my new industry changing web2.0 application (currently in Beta). Please register at gifts.for.us or giftfordoo.com. I'll also be sure to write about any innovative gifts in my next book!

Have you considered using your description of what a blogger is? "I have nothing to say to those of you with nothing to do."

"Yes, you can put that in my sidebar. Next."

"It's good to be the king"

Thank you for the Macallan Mr. Kawasaki, please get up and let the people who criticised your post on sucking up come forward.

"Z-listers, you are not part of the echo chamber...Sorry, ...conversation...Go away!"

"No, I will NOT change the Comments order to be oldest to newest!"

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