The Ten Commandments of Fake Steve Jobs
Never let people know where they stand.
You don’t have to hire the best people.
Only promote stupid people.
Never tell people what is expected of them.
A manager should be inconsistent and unpredictable.
No praise. Ever.
Keep people’s spirits broken.
Don’t speak to employees in elevators.
Start with the ad campaign.
I haven’t provided all the text that goes with each commandment so that you have to click through and read the whole posting in all its glory. Trust me, it’s worth it.